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I'm Johanpa's....
I'm Iwamaru's...
I'm Fumushi's....
Yes, yes, I'm Ryuto's.
Yeah!
Hey, guys! I'm Ryuto and...
I'm Hota!
I'm Ramenchi.
I'm Gato.
What are you doing?
The YouTube community these days...
It is said that "○○ championship" has gone too far.
That's right.
But it's cheap for the YouTube community.
"○○ championship" has gone too far.
I think it's Tetsuya of Tokaido.
Why? He started it.
Me?
I think it's because he did it too much and it spread to other YouTube communities.
There is no such influence.
Speaking of which, Tokaido is a championship-type YouTuber.
Well, it has decreased.
Speaking of championship-type YouTubers who are often seen recently...
This guy.
And...
He is doing a championship that has gone down to the lowest level.
If this YouTuber was a good person...
I think he would have won any championship.
I think so, too.
Well, it's good and bad.
Anyway, this time...
The one who wins the championship will be the one who made "○○ championship" into a championship.
That's right!
From now on, I will name the championship one after another.
I will name the championship one after another.
At a level that cannot be made into a video.
There is no such thing!
We will collect them and vote for each other.
We will each pick up one "○○ championship" and say...
I made it into a decent championship.
The one who says that is the winner.
I see.
Isn't this the last episode of "○○ championship"?
I think it's the end of "○○ championship".
So you should write it in order to make others write it, right?
That's right.
But you may write it yourself.
I don't know if I'm lying or not.
Have you written it?
This is the championship I will pick up.
○○ championship
Wow!
I don't know why you picked it up.
What do you mean you don't know why you picked it up?
I want you to express it.
I'm the one who is thinking about our "○○ championship".
But I'm also afraid of it.
○○ championship
Does it exist?
No, it doesn't exist.
On the contrary, it exists.
It's slippery.
The championship I'm thinking about is...
I'll hide it from you for a moment.
○○ championship
It's dangerous if you can't see it.
If you say you can't see it, it's probably...
○○ championship
I thought it would be hard to see because it's hard to visualize.
Maybe it's easier to see.
○○ championship
Wow!
Maybe it's right.
But you're smiling.
I can see it with my eyes.
○○ championship
Wow!
What is it?
I'm the last one of the Tokai One Team.
If it's a wide range, I thought people with creativity would be able to do it.
So I put it in a very narrow place.
Towel Maximum Compression Championship
Wow!
It's narrow!
I also narrowed it down to a very narrow range.
And I'm a "rice sharpener championship" who can't hold a picture.
Wow!
It's crazy!
You have to sharpen it.
First of all, you have to sharpen it.
It's all over the place.
It's amazing!
Then, will the leader pull it out?
All right! Let's do it!
One, two...
Can I say it?
Our championship is...
"Rice sharpener championship"!
"Mitsume ni Shindeiru championship"!
- We're all dead. - Yeah, we're all dead.
And our championship is...
"Mitsume ni Shindeiru championship"!
If you're playing that game, you should play for each other!
You're both playing for each other!
Anyway, let's take this championship and play another one!
Mitsume ni Shindeiru championship
And with that, our competitions have ended!
Thank you for your hard work!
So first, Yuuyami's...
Eye-shit, Ear-shit competition.
Were you able to make a video like that?
I did.
It was perfect.
So let's watch it first.
Yes.
Why are you nervous?
I'm nervous too.
I edited it just like the main video.
You should be able to release it.
If you watch Yuuyami and Tougai's videos, you'll be able to watch it in Japanese.
To be honest, I'm not good at Japanese.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start!
First round!
Eye-shit, Ear-shit competition!
Yuuyami and Hode!
There is something called "shit" in this world.
The first thing that comes to mind is "shit" coming out of humans.
But if you try to upload it on YouTube, it will be censored.
Why is it censored?
Because it's "shit".
If you try to upload both "shit" and "ear-shit" on YouTube, it will be censored.
But we want you to see "shit" and "ear-shit".
We want you to see it.
So this time, we're going to make our own "shit" and "ear-shit".
There is a lottery here.
"Shit" and "ear-shit" lottery.
There is actually a Japanese lottery.
You listen to it and decide whether you are in charge of "shit" or "ear-shit".
You actually make it and show it.
So this time, we're going to have a "shit" and "ear- shit" competition.
Let's do it!
Let's decide who's in charge of "shit" and "ear- shit"
I think "ear-shit" is better.
"Shit-ear-shit"?
"Shit-ear-shit" is better.
I'll go first.
"Shit-ear-shit"!
Let's make "shit-ear-shit"!
It's done!
So, shall we announce it?
Let's announce it from "shit-ear-shit" first.
Can I go first?
I'll go like this,
as if I took it out of my ear.
It's really gross.
Please include the "reality emotion" in it.
I think I can do it!
I can do it!
It's done!
It's disgusting!
Anyway, I'm going to make a mimikuso.
It's black and big.
It's been a while since I used a cotton swab.
I'm going to make a mimikuso.
I'm going to use katsuobushi.
It looks like a mimikuso.
I'm going to add a little bit of soy sauce.
I'm going to do it like this.
I'm going to harden it.
I don't want to do it in detail.
I want you to smell it.
I've prepared something.
It's natto.
I'm going to add a little bit of natto.
It's my mimikuso.
It's a moist mimikuso.
I'm going to use a cotton swab.
Is it going to show?
It's going to show, isn't it?
Can I change it?
I don't like it.
It smells good.
It's salty.
It smells good, doesn't it?
It looks perfect.
If you think about it calmly,
you can put katsuobushi and soy sauce in natto.
You can put katsuobushi and soy sauce in natto.
It's just natto.
I've had this size before.
It's amazing.
I thought it was over.
Entry No. 1.
It's mimikuso.
Entry No. 2.
I'm going to put it in like it came out of my ear.
I like it here.
Oh!
It's me!
I thought this hot glue gun's jagged edge looked really ugly.
So I'm going to make it.
To make it look good, I'm going to use curry powder.
Jun Curry Powder.
Here we go.
I'm going to stretch it out and twist it to make jagged edges.
Ah, it's perfect.
When it looks like this, I'm going to wait for it to dry a little.
It's hardened.
So I'm going to sprinkle some curry powder on it.
Just a little bit.
If you scrape the surface like this, you can remove the jagged edges.
It's done!
It's jagged edges.
Wow!
You made jagged edges?
What is this?
It's curry powder.
Oh, you put a lot of it in.
Wow!
What?
This is pretty dry.
I made it dry.
Oh, really?
It looks like mimikuso.
It does.
But reality comes first.
Oh, I see.
You're right.
Even if you put it here, it's still mimikuso.
I see.
Yes, it is.
It's dry mimikuso.
It's mimikuso mimikuso.
It's good.
Okay, I'm going to start.
Can I start?
Yes, yes, yes.
Take it with a tissue and leave it as it is.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my eyes are itchy today.
Oh, my eyes are itchy.
Oh, something came out.
Something came out.
Hey, wait!
Wait!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
First of all, it's my turn.
The first thing I bought is
something like "nernernerne".
And this is
green beef curry.
I'm going to make it now.
For now, let's put this in.
I should have put water in it,
but this time I want to express the color,
so I'm going to put cola in it.
Okay.
And I'm going to put his "nernernerne" in it.
Yes.
I'm going to put this "nernernerne" in the cone for now.
And I'm going to freeze this.
After freezing it, I'm going to put this cone in it and put it in the freezer.
I'm going to do it like this.
You're a punch!
Wait a minute.
I froze it in the freezer,
but it all came out in a little while.
Hey, "nernernerne",
you shouldn't do it like this!
Hey, "nernernerne", are you okay?!
This is bad!
It's a mextobankai!
I've been thinking about it a lot,
but is it possible to change the ear of the past?
I don't think so.
Then we should turn it over to "utsel mexto".
Yes, yes.
Can I show you?
Yes.
"utsel mexto", right?
Here it is.
I hope this book will be published.
The theme of "utsel mexto" is "mexto" and "mextohana"
First of all, there are two kinds of gum and a book for children called "okeiko daisuki".
This is a toy that came with it.
I wonder if it's "mextohana" to decorate around the eyes with this.
It's cute, isn't it?
What do you think of it? "utsel mexto", right?
I think we should go with this.
I did it.
utsel mexto
Ah, "mextohana"
mextohana
It's related to that.
"mextohana" is often said to be "mextohana" or "mextohana" in "mextohana" and "mextohana" in "mextohana".
That's it.
I'm glad.
We didn't have that perspective.
We made it more real, but we didn't have a perspective of "mextohana" in the two-dimensional world.
I see.
So, which one is "utsel mextohana"? "mextohana" or "mextohana"?
We're in a group battle before we know it.
Which one is "utsel mextohana"?
Let's go with "utsel mextohana".
"mextohana" or "mextohana"?
What kind of perspective is that?
We're going to show you "mextohana" or "mextohana" in "mextohana".
Ready?
"mextohana"!
You're too extreme.
That's right.
So, we did it.
Ouch! I'm sorry.
That's "mextohana".
That's one of them.
So, we did it.
What you can't see like this...
What you imagine like this...
That's our YouTube story.
So, you can see what you want to see but can't see.
That's our job.
So, from now on...
We want to continue our activities so that you can see what you can't see but we can see what you can see.
Thank you for today!
That was too random.
What did you say at the end?
Wow!
It was like watching a commercial.
I want a hamburger for my income.
But we did this as if it were our usual video.
So we're not losing our spirits.
I'm looking forward to it.
I can't imagine it.
So, this is our first prize.
Thank you very much!
Lighters are very useful in our daily life.
Yes, they are.
We should show our gratitude to lighters more.
Yes.
Let's get to know more about lighters.
This time, we're going to test who understands lighters the most.
I think some people are not interested in lighters just by doing it.
It ends without trying hard.
Yes.
So this time, we're going to play a lighters penalty game with people of the same age.
A penalty game?
The winner of this game is the one who doesn't want to lose.
I want to lose.
What are you talking about?
Since we don't have much time, we're going to play the first round of "lighters janken"!
LIGHTERS JANKEN
I like it.
I know it's hard, but...
It's important to have good skills, but it's also important to win by luck.
I want to win by lighters.
I think lighters are better than janken.
LIGHTERS JANKEN
You don't know anything about lighters.
The first person to win by janken loses.
Do we really have to lose here?
Don't interrupt me.
Okay, I'll say it.
Is "lighters janken" normal janken?
"LIGHTERS JANKEN" is like janken.
"LIGHTERS JANKEN" is like janken!
I know it!
Okay!
But it's not over yet!
"LIGHTERS JANKEN" is like janken!
I know it!
"LIGHTERS JANKEN" is like janken!
I know it!
He's happy about winning.
The second round is "lighters quiz"!
I'll say it.
Seriously, we have to win!
Seriously!
LIGHTERS QUIZ
"LIGHTERS QUIZ" has yellow and black lighters.
You have to answer their names.
There are names?
Can we not have hints?
It's over.
Everyone is too good.
LIGHTERS OXO BAN
Everyone is too bad.
Next.
"Plate ball reflective version" "Plate ball surface version"
This "Board and ball table version" is shared version.
Next "Several Japanese Plate Ball Birds" "Several Japanese Plate Ball Birds"
Who is it?
Why you didn't tell me a time?
I don't know.
Yumemaru, please.
300,000 won.
Yuki-san, please.
Almost 800,000 won.
The correct answer is...
about 3,400,000 won!
Yay!
It's too big!
You guys won!
You won, so do your best!
Do your best!
It's a one-on-one match.
It looks like there's a back game, but do your best!
See you!
So, it's the final decision.
What is the final decision?
In this battle...
so far...
rock-paper-scissors and quiz...
you can do it without a bat.
But in the end...
from the same starting position...
and at the same time limit...
how many bats can you touch?
Yeah, yeah.
It's sad for Japanese people.
So, it's the final match...
to lift up the bats.
So far...
we've had a lot of fun...
but there's something you don't know...
about the penalty game.
Before we start...
the penalty game is...
3 days of bat life!
Wow!
You don't know what you're talking about.
Are you going up?
No, no.
We love bats.
So we want to feel like a bat.
So...
full body exercise and...
yellow and black belly band...
and...
chest band...
and bat life for 3 days.
So tomorrow and Sunday...
we'll all be in bats.
Monday...
I'll be on the radio.
I get a lot of tweets on the radio.
We'll all be in bats.
I have a shoot for a certain project...
and no one else is there...
so I'll be in bats alone.
And finally...
I'll be in a martial arts class at a vocational school.
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Start the timer.
4...
3...
2...
1...
Start!
This way!
Touch!
There he is!
There you are!
Don't fall!
Silver is in the way!
Touch! Touch!
One more!
This cross road is amazing!
I'm in trouble!
Ah! I'm in trouble!
I'm sorry!
I'm tired!
I'm seriously tired!
Let's start with Kechan!
Yes!
The number of rings I touched in one minute!
Yes!
Seven!
I don't know...
Yumemori!
The number of rings I touched in one minute!
Seven!
Wow!
So, judge!
Yes!
How will you decide?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors is good!
Rock-paper-scissors is a video again!
Please pray for rock-paper-scissors!
I'll do it!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll do it again!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah!
It's a flashlight!
I don't want to leave!
It's a same-sex meeting!
It's a radio!
I don't want to go to Nagoya!
Let's go to Nagoya by flashlight, drink up by flashlight, and go back by flashlight!
Let's go by taxi!
Wow! It's expensive!
Finally, let's say goodbye to Yumemori who became a flashlight and end it!
Yes!
It's a flashlight!
Wow!
Yes, it was a video like that.
I see!
Isn't it crazy?
It's crazy!
It's crazy to play a punishment game like that!
It's from Sunday, so there's a flashlight in three and a half hours.
What?
Why is it a punishment game in this video?
That's right!
I don't want to lose to Yumemori!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
It's a little different way of doing it.
That's right!
It's a style of getting out of it!
I see!
There's also that, but there's no point in making it more than a flashlight.
If you can do this, you can do anything!
The conclusion is that anything can become a championship!
That's a good conclusion!
Let's not delay it anymore and do our best as a championship-type YouTuber!
Certainly!
Let's make it simple and do it again tomorrow!
Please go see Yumemori's channel!
Bye bye!
It wasn't a battle.
It's a conflict of opinion!